Culver is a language magnet school. What it’s mainly a magnet for, if you want to know the truth, is nerds.
Probably the most violently hated of the weenie songs cited in the survey was “Sometimes When We Touch,
The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.
normal person’s weekly chore list:
1. clean kitchen.
2. clean bathroom.
3. clean entire rest of domicile.
cleaning impaired person’s weekly chore list:
1. don’t get peanut butter on sheets.
I love the Olympics, because they enable people from all over the world to come together and–regardless of their political or cultural differences–accuse each other of cheating.
Babies and Other Hazards of Sex: How to Make a Tiny Person in Only 9 Months, with Tools You Probably Have around the Home.
If armed terrorists had tried to hijack any of the flights I’ve been on lately, we passengers would have swiftly beaten them to death with those hard rolls you get with your in-flight meal. Funny, isn’t it? The airlines go to all that trouble to keep you from taking a gun on board, then they just hand you a dinner toll you could kill a musk ox with.
Can we move this conversation along, old chap? I’m getting frightfully tired of
Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.
Headbangers’ are people who like heavy-metal music, which is performed by skinny men with huge hair who stomp around the stage, striking their instruments and shrieking angrily, apparently because somebody has stolen all their shirts.