I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die,
your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
Capitalism tries for a delicate balance: It attempts to work things out so that everyone gets just enough stuff to keep them from getting violent and trying to take other people’s stuff.
You’re just another american who is willfully ignorant of the big red, white and blue dick being shoved up your asshole every day… The owners of this country know the truth… it’s called the American dream because you have to be asleep to believe it!
My advice: just keep movin’ straight ahead. Every now and then you find yourself in a different place.
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted?
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
When you’re born into this world, you’re given a ticket to the freak show. If you’re born in America you get a front row seat.
Of course, in Los Angeles, everything is based on driving, even the killings. In New York, most people don’t have cars, so if you want to kill a person, you have to take the subway to their house. And sometimes on the way, the train is delayed and you get impatient, so you have to kill someone on the subway. That’s why there are so many subway murders; no one has a car.
Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice