Hey, sister buzz-kill,” she said languorously to Jen. “What crawled up your ass and died?”
“I don’t know,” Jen retorted. “What died and crawled up your ass?”

There were times I regretted being an only child. This wasn’t one of them.

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By the way, if you’re ever conversing with an actual vampire, do not refer to the House of Shadows as Twilight Manor. There’s a reason vampires aren’t known for their senses of humour.

If you accidentally do so, I’d say run, but it’s probably already too late.

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You’re as bad as your master,” he muttered, scarce audible amid the sea-sounds. “Worse. At least he didn’t ply his words from a courtesan’s lips.

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We pay for sins we do not remember, and seek to do a will we can scarce fathom. That is what it is, to be a god’s chosen.

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