No narrative that tells the facts of a man’s life in the man’s own words can be uninteresting.
THERE were two “Reigns of Terror,
little smoke couldn’t be noticed now, so we would take some fish off of the lines and cook up a hot breakfast. And afterwards we would watch the lonesomeness of the river, and kind of lazy along, and by and by lazy off to sleep.
Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
Eh bien! I no see not that that frog has nothing of better than another.
Ah, if he could only die temporarily!
Sure enough, it was just as I had dreaded, he started to climb the tree-“
“What the Bull?”
“Of course- who else?”
“But a bull can’t climb a tree.”
“He can’t can he? Since you know so much about it, did you ever see a bull try?”
“No! I never dreamt of such a thing.”
Well, then, what is the use of your talking that way, then? Because you never saw a thing done, is that any reason why it can’t be done?
If a cat sits on a hot stove, that cat won’t sit on a hot stove again. That cat won’t sit on a cold stove either. That cat just don’t like stoves.
One ought always to lie, when one can do good by it;