Whenever He answers prayers, God usually prioritizes those by people who, instead of their mouths, have prayed with their hands and/or feet.
Millions of deaths would not have happened if it weren’t for the consumption of alcohol. The same can be said about millions of births.
The longer a person’s twitter @username is, the harder it is to argue with them … on twitter.
Death would be an extremely bad thing like most of us paint it, if being dead were painful.
Without doing one cannot fail. But one cannot succeed either.
An angry artist tells people what (he thinks) they need to hear. A hungry artist tells people what (he thinks) they want to hear.
There’s a correlation between the number of digits on a man’s bank balance, and, the number of things that his woman is willing to forgive him for.
Most people who are would each not be in love with their partner, if they did not have the kind of genitals they have.
Chances are that whatever that you are worried about-be it a person or a thing-isn’t worried about you.
Technically, all tattoos are temporary, even permanent ones.