Use a gun that works every time. As George Washington said, ‘All skill is in vain when an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket.
Somehow, amid all the sophistication and diversions of this world, we forgot the basics: take care of business at home first, and never betray your blood.
Sometimes shit happens even if you have a shit shield
I honestly don’t know how anyone functions in this society without a law degree.
There’s hell, there’s darkness, there is the sulphurous pit; burning, scalding, stench, consumption!
Confrontational is when I pull my gun. Argumentative is when I pull the trigger.
But if I could choose how and when I wanted to die, I would want to be an eighty-year-old man shot by a jealous young husband who had caught me in bed with his teenage wife.
You’re smarter than you look. Did you ever have anti-terrorist training?