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The words ‘I love you’ are worthless when you don’t know who the ‘I’ is in that statement.
Safari, so goody.
A fortuneteller at a magicians’ convention in Atlantic City once told him that when he fell in love it would be forever, and he laughed at the notion, but now he sees that reading was completely on target.
Spike (to Giles) : Oh, poor Watcher. Did your life pass before your eyes – ‘Cuppa tea, cuppa tea… almost got shagged… cuppa tea’?
I enjoy comedic invention, both high and low, there is almost nothing quite so satisfying as making an audience laugh while removing its insides.
Was she on some sort of Candid Camera version of This is Your Sucky Love Life?
If you should rear a duck in the heart of the Sahara, no doubt it would swim if you brought it to the Nile.
When you’re young, you need to be careful not to bite off more than you can chew.
When you’re old, you need to be careful not to bite off more than you can suck.
Magical?” “Non.” “Magnificent?” “Don’t be absurd.” “Less bleak than anything else we have seen?” “Now truly you are speaking French,” the ambassador said approvingly.
That’s your mom, right?” Pathik smiled. “She looks nicer than she did when she was dragging you away the other night.
