Nanny Ogg was an attractive lady, which is not the same as being beautiful. She fascinated Casanunda. She was an incredibly comfortable person to be around, partly because she had a mind so broad it could accommodate three football fields and a bowling alley.
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This is an awesome(probably not very famous) one liner in hindi on engineers. I could not stop myself: Aamir Sarfraz (aamir rajput khan)
“Chaar saal lagte hai insaan ko engineer banne mein phir chahe wo puri zindgi laga rahe dubara insaan nahi ban sakta”
Translation in English:
“It takes four years for a uman to become engineer after that even if he tries for whole life he can’t become human again
Having writers block sucks more than my actual writing. And my writing would be astonishing if I could write how I feel.
Up and down’ is Irish for anything at all–from crying into the dishes to full-blown psychosis. Though, now that I think about, a psychotic is more usually ‘not quite herself’.
It struck Mort with sudden, terrible poignancy that Death must be the loneliest creature in the universe. In the great party of Creation, he was always in the kitchen.
Nothing risqué; nothing gained!
Jem, I ain’t ever heard of a nigger snowman,” I said.
They stuff people’s heads down the toilet the first day at Stonewall,
Robert said, “This is great, huh? Sorry to butt in and everything, but I really need the extra points. For my grade.”
Ben nodded and tried to smile. Right, for his grade. He probably wanted to get an A++ in social studies instead of just an A+
Culver is a language magnet school. What it’s mainly a magnet for, if you want to know the truth, is nerds.