You planning top kill me with a Wiffle bat?” [Carson asked]
“Yeah.”
“Why?” he asked.
The bat was shaking in my tight grip. “Because I don’t have my Minnie Mouse pillow.

I love you. I hate you. I like you. I hate you. I love you. I think you’re stupid. I think you’re a loser. I think you’re wonderful. I want to be with you. I don’t want to be with you. I would never date you. I hate you. I love you…..I think the madness started the moment we met and you shook my hand. Did you have a disease or something?

In some cases, it is the woman’s stomach-not her heart-that has left her man for another.

If everything happens for a reason that means you made the right choice even when it’s the wrong choice

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