Everybody laughed for a long time, for it was the kind of joke that seemed to grow on you. You would laugh and eventually stop. But after a few minutes you would think of the joke again, and you would burst out laughing all over again.
Quotes on comedy
Our family was nearly torn apart on several occasions by arguments started when the refrigerator door was open for what my father deemed as ‘too long.
Whoa, don’t assume, dude,” Marco said. “My mom always said, when you assume you make an ass of u and me–
Your toaster’s a puff.
With him big Phil from Notting Hill an old “face” from the sixties a pin up gangster with a “mars bar” weal scraping his left cheek and of course two “wag” slags in tow trussed up like French Poodles with “Bratz babe” stares and Gucci Handbags
Thing is, I am not a big fan of hovers. I firmly believe that if man was meant to fly we’d have feathers, rubber bones, or better insurance coverage.
Grandma, everyone out here is bleaching their anuses. What do I do?”
Her advice? “Baby, go outside in the sun and squirt a little lemon juice on it.
Marcus looked down. “Ah, man! This was my favorite shirt. Who tore it?
Your toaster’s a puff.
I fart in your general direction.