My daughter asked if the boogie man was scary. I said, “Not as scary as the boogie woman.
I am a playwright who does not write comedies, or tragedies.
At the Beginning there was Incomplete information,then belief and then an abstract idea but if you reach Pure reasoning then you start to understand the dualities of life itself.The sunset,the sunrise;A star from approximately 93 million miles away and still as bright as it is in the sky some where unknown.
There was Arctic John, a businessman from Salisbury who doesn’t hold water, Bruce Knott, a social worker from Cumberland who spends his lunch hour picking his bum, and Judith Glycerine, the reformation pig.
Haley and I would talk for hours about which member of ‘N Sync we’d want to marry. After long deliberation, the answer was always J. C. Chasez. Joey
Fatone’s last name was going to be “Fat One
Unhealthy behavior is actually common among doctors, who tend to know a lot about medicine but very little about health.
It’s far too easy to forget, miss or not appreciate the tiny things a partner does for you every single day. But should you wait until it’s over or they’ve gone to whisper (I love you) just one more time?
My number one fear is heights. Well, not so much the heights but the falling from heights. Actually the falling isn’t that bad (I have a strong heart), it’s the sudden stops that are painful. Believe me – I experienced it once.
Bob Hope was a blackface comedian. He abandoned it only because he was late for a gig: ‘I missed the streetcar to this theater one night and I didn’t have time to put the blackface on. Mike Shea, who booked all the theaters, said, “Don’t ever put that stuff on your face anymore because your expressions after a joke are priceless.
Comedy too can sometimes discern what is right.