Haley and I would talk for hours about which member of ‘N Sync we’d want to marry. After long deliberation, the answer was always J. C. Chasez. Joey
Fatone’s last name was going to be “Fat One
Quotes on comedy
Unhealthy behavior is actually common among doctors, who tend to know a lot about medicine but very little about health.
It’s far too easy to forget, miss or not appreciate the tiny things a partner does for you every single day. But should you wait until it’s over or they’ve gone to whisper (I love you) just one more time?
My number one fear is heights. Well, not so much the heights but the falling from heights. Actually the falling isn’t that bad (I have a strong heart), it’s the sudden stops that are painful. Believe me – I experienced it once.
Bob Hope was a blackface comedian. He abandoned it only because he was late for a gig: ‘I missed the streetcar to this theater one night and I didn’t have time to put the blackface on. Mike Shea, who booked all the theaters, said, “Don’t ever put that stuff on your face anymore because your expressions after a joke are priceless.
Comedy too can sometimes discern what is right.
For the record, folks; I never took a shit on stage and the closest I ever came to eating shit anywhere was at a Holiday Inn buffet in Fayetteville, North Carolina, in 1973.
So, what you’re basically telling me is death is boring but no worse than hanging out with family.
The old agility was still present and the passion was undeniable, but it was the wobbling of the gut, the puffing of the cheeks and the profuse sweating that lent the performance its true magic.
Quiet, everybody! Quiet! Well, Sir, we’ve been getting along pretty good for quite a while now, and we’re certainly much obliged. Remember, all we ask is to just go along and be happy in our own sort of way. Of course we want to keep our health but as far as anything else is concerned, we’ll leave it to You. Thank You.