I have a hat for it, actually.” Elliott made a vague gesture with one hand. “Well, it’s more of a full-body suit, really.”
“Is that a euphemism for a condom?”
“No.” He marched past me and lay down on the bed. “My mother knitted me a willy-warmer a few years back when we were having a cold stretch. She felt I wasn’t like to produce the grandchildren she desires if I had as she put it, frost-shriveled parts.

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