If God had a wife, He would be in trouble too if He dodged His chores.
Falling in love with someone is intentional, even if it was their looks that tripped you.
The fastest way to end an argument with your wife is to admit she’s right.
When I was young, I believed God was a woman because I couldn’t come up with any other explanation as to why the universe was so tidy.
Two things are infinite; a woman’s patience and her husband’s mistakes.
Women make the world go round; men turn it upside down.
I love her wallet; all of my money is in it.
I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married.
The world’s best detective is a suspicious woman.
In my book an erection constitutes personal growth.