If God had a wife, He would be in trouble too if He dodged His chores.

Falling in love with someone is intentional, even if it was their looks that tripped you.

The fastest way to end an argument with your wife is to admit she’s right.

Two things are infinite; a woman’s patience and her husband’s mistakes.

I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married.

The world’s best detective is a suspicious woman.