Marriage is the equivalent of trying to live with a bug perpetually up your nose.
When you are angry try your best to go to sleep, it keeps you away from speaking, writing and thinking while you are angry.
One does not simply ring Roland.”
Oh boy. I supposed I would get a lecture on the dangers of wandering into Mordor next.
The na at the end of banana annoys me as much as it would you if it were bananana.
If God had a wife, He would be in trouble too if He dodged His chores.
Care to explain?
Falling in love with someone is intentional, even if it was their looks that tripped you.
Yo Mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white.
The fastest way to end an argument with your wife is to admit she’s right.
Moving on was going to require leaving the woods and getting a friend set that didn’t have gray hairs, hip replacements and a few false teeth.