If God had a wife, He would be in trouble too if He dodged His chores.

Falling in love with someone is intentional, even if it was their looks that tripped you.

The fastest way to end an argument with your wife is to admit she’s right.

I’ve got everything ready to go,” I said once he was finally awake and dressed.
All the tenderness and vulnerability was gone from his face when he said, “Go where?”
“America?”
His eyes narrowed. “This is America.”
“This is Canada.”
“Which is in North America.”
Silly Canadians wanting be part of the Cool Kids Club.

You sure are a sweet girl, Scout. I’m half tempted to keep you.”
“Ummm… Thanks?” Knowing she was a potential Alpha I worried about what “keeping me” might entail. Probably chains. And whips. And maybe a dog collar.
And now I was going to have to live with scary Fifty Shades Aunt Rachel pictures living in my head for all time.

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