Juan gave Bones the most admiring look he’d bestowed on him yet. “You talked her into going without panties all these years? Madre de Dios, now that’s impressive. I could learn a great deal from you, amigo.
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It means the third rail has seven hundred volts of direct current running through it. Touch it and you’re human popcorn
Neither sleet nor rain nor a half inch of snow will compel me to dress like a lumberjack.
Besides, my drinking blood’s not nearly as weird as that time I caught you shaving your legs.”
“I was curious!
You’re going to be too busy being at my beck and call to worry about doing any driving.
I felt my cheeks turn red, and she laughed out loud. But I didn’t mind too much, because the last thing she saw was my middle finger aimed in her direction as I stepped outside
Personally I think there is no doubt that sub-atomic energy is available all around us, and that one day man will release and control its almost infinite power. We cannot prevent him from doing so and can only hope that he will not use it exclusively in blowing up his next door neighbour. (1936)
No, no. Don’t make that face. Every time I propose to you, you make that twisty, unhappy face. It wears on a man’s confidence.
You know how teachers tell you the magic word is ‘please’? That’s not true. The magic word is ‘puke’. It will get you out of class faster than anything else.
He was discovered with his feet stuck to the ceiling in the bathroom with his head stuffed in the toilet…