He slowed down a bit more. “Gaia, how do you know these things?” She shrugged. “I’m smart.” “And modest, too.” “Modesty is a waste of time,” she pronounced. “I’ll keep that in mind.
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She is so funny, stubborn and selfish; and that makes her so special.
Excuse me for a moment, will ye. I think I have to talk to the river,’ he said unsteadily and flopped over the side-rail.
A brick is a biographical film in which a young orphan brick from the wrong side of the track grows up to be one of the most important bricks in all brick kind, as it is now quite literally the cornerstone of one of America’s greatest ballparks.(Fenway)
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I have learned to thank God for what I cannot see, I have learned to trust God with what I cannot.
And even if we did, which we didn’t, it’s none of your business.”
“Okay.”
“I just wanted you to know.”
“Okay.”
“If you say okay one more time, I’m going to punch you in the solar plexus.”
His eyebrows jump. “The solar plexus, huh?”
“Yes,” I say. “I’m not exactly sure where that is, but I will find out. And then I will punch you there. Hard.
As we drove uptown, I spotted a Kmart on a corner,with its familiar red sign.I cleared my throat.”Wait. Can we stop for a minute?”
“What for?”
“Just – I need a few things.”
He looked irritated, but pulled into a metered space. “We don’t really have time to go shopping.”
I glared at him.”yeah, excuse me for being so frivolous. You have your suitcase all packed already; I dont even have clean underwear.I’ll be right back.
It’s spider season. Every year, right about now, thousands of the godless eight-legged bastards emerge from the bowels of hell (or the garden, whichever’s nearest) with the sole intention of tormenting humankind.
To ugly ducklings everywhere,
Don’t worry about those fluffy yellow morons:
They’ll never get to be swans
But as an escort it’s our duty to hold their attention and play with their heads. The one between their ears and the one in their pants.