Okay, you gotta be nice to him, ” I say, coaxing the white fur-ball into my hands.
“I will,” Nate says, and I smile over my shoulder.
“I was actually talking to Mr. Pippi. He’s a bit of a butthole.
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He’s such a dear, Mr. Garnet. A beautiful, pure, bred Persian. He has taken prizes.”
“He’s always taking something – generally food.
Whatever my ancestors did to you, none of them consulted me.
You get a promotion?”
“I got a polite, but firm suggestion to be a team player. …”
“You got off easy. One of my commanding officers once threw a paperweight at me.”
“We’re a bit more subtle.
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My faith gives me the ability to say, whatever is next, I’m ready. If it is Hillary or Trump I am ready because they might sit on the desk but they do not sit on the throne.
You have more issues than Reader’s Digest.
The Friday before winter break, my mom packed me an overnight bag and a few deadly weapons and took me to a new boarding school.
As I climbed up into the high old bed, the large fly in my personal ointment did the same. Had I actually told him he could get in bed with me? Well, I decided, as I wriggled down under the soft old sheets and the blanket and the comforter, if Eric had designs on me, I was just too tired to care.
“Woman?”
“Hmmm?”
“What’s your name?”
“Sookie. Sookie Stackhouse.”
“Thank you, Sookie.”
“Welcome, Eric.
There are few things more mysterious than endings. I mean, for example, when did the Greek gods end, exactly? Was there a day when Zeus waved magisterially down from Olympus and Aphrodite and her lover Ares, and her crippled husband Hephaestus ) I always felt sorry for him), and all the rest got rolled up like a worn-out carpet?
But that was last year,