I just thought of a great theory that explains everything. When I went to that party, I was abducted by aliens. They have created a fake Earth and fake high school to study me and my reactions. This certainly explains cafeteria food.
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I know who I am. Bloody hell, I’m getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, ‘cos if I’m not, I have no idea who I’m paying for.
Mm, you’re nice to croodle wi’,” he murmured, doing what I assumed was croodling.
Sexton: I think the whole world’s gone mad.
Death: Uh-uh. It’s always like this. You probably just don’t get out enough.
Having a kid is like an industrial revolution of the emotions. Suddenly you can mass produce worry, and guilt.
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All my pains has always increased my sense of purpose.
Remind me,” he paused, drawing in a stuttered gasp, “to never piss you off again. Christ, are you secretly a ninja?
Oh, girl! He’s got a big one,
Ford Prefect suppressed a little giggle of evil satisfaction, realized that he had no reason to suppress it, and laughed out loud, a wicked laugh.
Ethan Wyeth: I hope you’re thirsty.”
Gideon Wyeth:”Why?”
Ethan: “Cause your dumb and ugly, but I can do something about thirsty.