Robert said, “This is great, huh? Sorry to butt in and everything, but I really need the extra points. For my grade.”
Ben nodded and tried to smile. Right, for his grade. He probably wanted to get an A++ in social studies instead of just an A+
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You’ve got the fountain of youth hidden in your pants.”
“What the fuck does that even mean?” Hook demanded, then held up a hand. “Never mind, I don’t want to know.”
“Means fucking keeps you young.
Percy!’ Annabeth scolded. ‘You just opened another Monster Doughnut shop somewhere!
I’m OK with being single, but I’m not OK when the time comes where I have to move my furniture around and to change the high ceiling light balls…
My shoulder will never be the same. I expect you to nurse me back to health.
Push my buttons, and I’ll push you off a bridge.
We would not be ashamed of doing some of the things we do in private, if the number of sane human beings who do them in public were large enough.
I realized I’d only seen him at night in dim, flattering restaurant lighting. The sun was not his friend.
His accelerated path to yogihood hit a dead end when his kundalini exploded in a crowded department store. No one else was injured, but Swami caught an inflection which left him with a permanent East Indian accent.
I suppose the latest thing is to sit back and let Mr. Nobody from Nowhere make love to your wife.