All I want in this life are three…
a moonlit beach on the starlit sea,
a breath of opium,
and thee.

Girls should be taught at school that giving birth to an unnaturally over-sized western baby that no longer fits down the birth canal may lead to a multitude of long term health problems.

Never fight for a girl; while pounding each other, someone is already making plans to whisk her away.

The world’s best detective is a suspicious woman.