My sincere thanks to friends and family, especially my mother, father, brother, and Mandy, who continue to love and support me despite my obsessions.
Big food companies make hot dogs with mechanically separated meat (msm) that, as described matter-of-factly by the [USDA], is “a paste-like and batter-like meat product produced by forcing bones with attached edible meat under high pressure through a sieve or similar device to separate the bone from the edible meat tissue.”. I read that and wanted to unread it.
Kissing him last night at the pep rally had been like kissing an underpass.
Bleedin’ like a son-of-a-bitch,” he said. “Well, I can stop that.” He urinated on the ground, picked up a handful of the resulting mud, and plastered it over the wound.
Refrigerators are good for keeping homemade moonshine less gross. Freezers are good for keeping rattlesnakes less angry. Garages are good to hide in when your wife finds either.
There you go. Perfect. And can you still throw up at will like you could in sixth grade? That would be good.
Bombs Away!” he yelled, swooping low over StregaSchloss. He saw little figures on the ground fleeing from the large green projectile that was speeding their way. “And a direct hit, if I’m not mistaken,” he observed to himself. With a tremendous slapping sound, Ffup’s digestive overload landed on a human target. There was a scream, a ghastly choking sound, and then silence.
That’s brain tissue. How can you-?” Claire shut her mouth, fast. “Never mind. I don’t think I wanna know.”
“Truly, I think that’s best. Please take it.” He showed his teeth briefly in a very unsettling grin. “I’m giving you a piece of my mind.”
“I so wish you hadn’t said that.