Guys are a lot like kitchen floors – lay ’em right the first time and you can walk all over them for years.
You are ass and I like class. I like diamonds, you are a glass. You brown mouse, I like black cats. You boy pussy but i like tom cats. Just because you got the dance, don’t think you stand a fucking chance.
To love without ownership, to love with total trust and faith in that very love, to love with the same faith you have that your heart will keep beating moments from now, that is the ultimate love.
Ladies and gentlemen, when you paint your lips, eyes, nails, hair, side-beards, or whatever, to look beautiful or handsome, don’t forget your up stairs, if you don’t go up there to put things in order, then, consider the former attributes null and void.
Y’know when your dog drags its butt across the carpet leaving a stain- It’s not as easy as it looks…”
Guys don’t get romantically involved.”
“What do they get?”
Hard long roads create tough men; dangerous hostile paths create powerful people! Great difficulties create giant guys!
Facebook is that successful guy you’re supposed to want to date, but you can’t keep your mind off the beautiful freak in the corner. Twitter is my freak.
These intellectual guys don’t like to have an intellectual conversation with you unless they’re running the whole thing.
There’s always that one guy who gets a hold on you.