If God had a wife, He would be in trouble too if He dodged His chores.
Falling in love with someone is intentional, even if it was their looks that tripped you.
Two things are infinite; a woman’s patience and her husband’s mistakes.
Women make the world go round; men turn it upside down.
I love her wallet; all of my money is in it.
The world’s best detective is a suspicious woman.
A professional headshot in front of a bookshelf says you’re an intellectual. A professional headshot peeking though a bookshelf says you’re probably under a restraining order.