If God had a wife, He would be in trouble too if He dodged His chores.

Falling in love with someone is intentional, even if it was their looks that tripped you.

Two things are infinite; a woman’s patience and her husband’s mistakes.

The world’s best detective is a suspicious woman.

A professional headshot in front of a bookshelf says you’re an intellectual. A professional headshot peeking though a bookshelf says you’re probably under a restraining order.