The Emperor Napoleon Buonaparte had been banished to the island of Elba. However His Imperial Majesty had some doubts wheter a quiet island life would suit him – he was, after all, accustomed to governing a large proportion of the known world.
I was told very sternly at the hospital to avoid boys at all costs. Mess up your levels.”
“Oh, they do that!” Amy laughs. “Probably best to leave them alone for a while. The secret, though, is to start with one you’re not that bothered about.”
What is the point in that?
Clearly it’s not all that pacific on the Pacific Ocean
Blood is thicker than water, but they still use corn starch as a thickener on cooking shows
A few said they’d be horses. Most said they’d be some sort of cat. My friend said she’d like to come back as a porcupine. I don’t like crowds, she said.
You know, I’m not even sure how we ended up living together.”
“I am,” Jake said, turning back to the lake. “Sex. It’s a powerful force, my boy, and women use it.”
“Is that why you gave them up?” Will asked, sympathetically. “Did paranoia drive you to celibacy?
Don’t call me darling. I’m a driving instructor!
Got it!” Mike announced. The GE record player slowly whirred to life, creaky as an old carousel.
“Nice,” John said, raising a beer in salute. “What’d you do?”
“It wasn’t on,” Mike said.
Say, darling, I’m giving you this wonderful present, it’s a machine that eats at one end and shits out the other, it’s going to run for fifteen years, give or take, merry fucking Christmas.
I had a dream about you last night.
We moved into a cabin in the countryside.
I couldn’t handle the spiders.
You couldn’t handle my drama.
I moved back to the city.