I was told very sternly at the hospital to avoid boys at all costs. Mess up your levels.”

“Oh, they do that!” Amy laughs. “Probably best to leave them alone for a while. The secret, though, is to start with one you’re not that bothered about.”

What is the point in that?

You know, I’m not even sure how we ended up living together.”

“I am,” Jake said, turning back to the lake. “Sex. It’s a powerful force, my boy, and women use it.”

“Is that why you gave them up?” Will asked, sympathetically. “Did paranoia drive you to celibacy?

Say, darling, I’m giving you this wonderful present, it’s a machine that eats at one end and shits out the other, it’s going to run for fifteen years, give or take, merry fucking Christmas.

I had a dream about you last night.
We moved into a cabin in the countryside.
I couldn’t handle the spiders.
You couldn’t handle my drama.
I moved back to the city.

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