May the IRS find that you deduct your pet sheep as an entertainment expense.
I want to be the guy in a movie who’s, I don’t know, out walking his rabbit on a leash (I don’t have a rabbit) and knows exactly how to strike up a quirky, compelling conversation. Though maybe if you’re walking a rabbit on a leash, you don’t even have to speak; the rabbit does the work for you. Not that Zuzana seems like the rabbity type. Maybe if I were walking a fox on a leash. Or a hyena. Yeah, if I had a hyena, I’d probably never have to start a conversation again.
Except for, “Sorry my hyena ate your leg.
Unhealthy behavior is actually common among doctors, who tend to know a lot about medicine but very little about health.
In the present case it is a little inaccurate to say I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible to any public office of trust or profit in the Republic. But I do not repine, for I am a subject of it only by force of arms.
The internet is just a world passing notes around a classroom.
Can you swim?” said Victor. One of the cavern’s rotting pillars crashed down behind them. From the pit itself came a terrible wailing.
“Not very well,” said Ginger.
“Me neither,” he said. The commotion behind them was getting worse.
“Still,” he said, taking her hand. “We could look on this as a great opportunity to improve really quickly.
Michael: Barzini will set me up through somebody close… that, supposedly, I won’t suspect.
Hagen: Somebody like me.
Michael: You’re Irish, they won’t trust you.
Hagen: I’m German-American.
Michael: To them that’s Irish.
I took my .38 out and looked to see that there were bullets in all the proper places. I knew there would be, but it did no harm to be careful. And I’d seen Clint Eastwood do it once in the movies.
Motherhood is a constant battle of wanting to go to bed early so you can catch up on sleep and wanting to stay awake so you can enjoy some peace and sanity!
If you aren’t cute, you may as well be clever.