relations are the failures of life..
Quotes on humor
Never mind,” Leo said. “I’m pretty sure pi is, uh, 3.1415 blah blah blah. The number goes on forever, but the sphere has only five rings, so that should be enough, if I’m right.”
“And if you’re not?” Frank asked.
“Well, then, Leo fall down, go boom. Let’s find out!
If your treated like a puppet find a new ball of string
You do not respond to a mosquito bite with a hammer.
Our opponent is an alien starship packed with atomic bombs,” I said. “We have a protractor.
Looking for a supernova, therefore, was a little like standing on the observation platform of the Empire State Building with a telescope and searching windows around Manhattan in the hope of finding, let us say, someone lighting a twenty-first birthday cake.
…I looked at the place with my heart beating as I had known it to do in the dentist’s parlor.
Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity.
No man should go to Valhalla with brothel rash.
North is a powerful man, and you’re still connected to him.” Flo frowned. “Probably sexual memory, those Capricorns are insatiable. Well, you know. Sea Goat. And of course, you’re a Fish. You’ll end up back in bed with him.”
Andie slammed the car door. “You know what I’d like for Christmas, Flo? Boundaries. You can gift me early if you’d like.