You’ve got no sense of humor.”
“I’m going to laugh really hard after I kick your ass.
Quotes on humor
The scent of growth, quiet and green, hung heavy in the air. I heard everything. I saw everything. I could count the craters on the moon. I could count every mosquito buzz past, bypassing my tender skin out of respect for a fellow bloodsucker.
She looked as if she’d swallowed an assortment of her own hangnails.
I’m leaning against the bookshelves when it occurs to me that one thing here is real-the books. I reach behind me and let my fingers trail over the rough leather of their antique spines, then pull one free. Nobody here reads them; the books are for decoration. Chosen for the richness of their leather bindings not for the contents of their pages. Nobody will miss one, and I need a dose of reality.
you wouldn’t happen to have a pipe and a bit of tobacco about, would-
i heard that!
gandalf enjoyed a good pipe!
why do you think he’s called gandalf the gray? it wasn’t for the color of his robes
She’s my best friend, and I know she means well, but as she talks I’m mentally calculating all the ways I could silence her. I’m bigger than her… I wonder if I could use my straw for some sort of MacGyver inspired weapon.
[On school uniforms] Don’t these schools do enough damage making all these kids think alike, now they have to make them look alike too? It’s not a new idea, either. I first saw it in old newsreels from the 1930s, but it was hard to understand because the narration was in German.
Note from Alien cookbook: “The more intelligent the human is, the better it tastes.
The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
He’s such a dear, Mr. Garnet. A beautiful, pure, bred Persian. He has taken prizes.”
“He’s always taking something – generally food.