My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven now, and we don’t know where the heck she is.
Quotes on humor
I swear, you’re a crazy person. You go around up to your eyeballs in snakes and dead people and exploding beavers. It’s just not normal. Even when I was a ‘ho, my life wasn’t that freaky.
I don’t know if you know it, J.B., but you’re the sort of fellow who causes hundreds to fall under suspicion when he’s found stabbed in his library with a paper-knife of Oriental design.
That’s what being alive is, Thing! It’s being badly prepared for everything! Because you only get one chance, Thing!
Bible Quotes
Encouraging Quotes
Funny Quotes
Inspirational Quotes
Leadership Quotes
Life Quotes
Love Quotes
Islam expect every Muslim to do this duty, and if we realise our responsibility time will come soon when we shall justify ourselves worthy of a glorious past.
But who wants to be foretold the weather? It is bad enough when it comes, without our having the misery of knowing about it beforehand.
Bird by bird, buddy. Just take it bird by bird.
Under Colonel Korn’s rule, the only people permitted to
ask questions were those who never did.
I pointed at Wireman’s forehead. “This is your brain,” I said. Then I pointed at my easel. “This is your brain on canvas.
…[G]reat progress was evident in the last Congress of the American ‘Labour Union’ in that among other things, it treated working women with complete equality. While in this respect the English, and still more the gallant French, are burdened with a spirit of narrow-mindedness. Anybody who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without the feminine ferment. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex (the ugly ones included).