…ducks and geese are foolish things, and must be looked after, but girls can take care of themselves.
Quotes on humor
I’m too handsome for God to send me to hell. The rest of you are in for it,
though.
Never underestimate yourself
Harry, don’t go picking a row with Malfoy, don’t forget, he’s a prefect now, he could make life difficult for you…”
“Wow, I wonder what it’d be like to have a difficult life?” said Harry sarcastically.
Most if not all sexually active people do not really love having sex; they merely love experiencing an orgasm every now and then.
Imogene Duckworthy did not like pigs. She was fairly fond of cattle, having grown up surrounded by them. She hadn’t been around pigs much. In fact, this was the first time she’d ever driven toward a pig farm.
Lying is universal – we all do it. Therefore, the wise thing is for us diligently to train ourselves to lie thoughtfully, judiciously; to lie with a good object, and not an evil one; to lie for others’ advantage,
and not our own; to lie healingly, charitably, humanely, not cruelly, hurtfully, maliciously; to lie gracefully and graciously, not awkwardly and clumsily; to lie firmly, frankly, squarely, with head erect, not haltingly, tortuously, with pusillanimous mien, as being ashamed of our high calling.
For appearances. Now there’s a lovely thing to die for.
He had threatened my parents. I had to remember that. Still, it was really hard to stay mad at a wounded naked man.
Hi, this is Ganymede, cup-bearer to Zeus, and when I’m out buying wine for the Lord of the Skies, I always buckle up!