Spike (to Giles) : Oh, poor Watcher. Did your life pass before your eyes – ‘Cuppa tea, cuppa tea… almost got shagged… cuppa tea’?
Quotes on humor
Was she on some sort of Candid Camera version of This is Your Sucky Love Life?
If you should rear a duck in the heart of the Sahara, no doubt it would swim if you brought it to the Nile.
When you’re young, you need to be careful not to bite off more than you can chew.
When you’re old, you need to be careful not to bite off more than you can suck.
That’s your mom, right?” Pathik smiled. “She looks nicer than she did when she was dragging you away the other night.
Geography is just physics slowed down, with a couple of trees stuck in it.
Simon: So were you following me? Or is it just an amazing coincidence that you happened to be on the roof of a building I was walking by when I got attacked?
Jace: I was following you.
Simon: Is this the part where you tell me you’re secretly in love with me?
Quick! To the Bat-Fax!
Guns are our friends because in a country without guns, I’m what’s known as “prey.” All females are.
I’m very much afraid I didn’t mean anything but nonsense.