If God had a wife, He would be in trouble too if He dodged His chores.
Falling in love with someone is intentional, even if it was their looks that tripped you.
Two things are infinite; a woman’s patience and her husband’s mistakes.
I love her wallet; all of my money is in it.
The world’s best detective is a suspicious woman.
What goes up must come down. Which is why we invented Viagra, to make it stay up a little longer.