We so need to work on your definition of relaxing.
Some girls have a real sexy giggle, but whenever I laugh it always comes out somewhere between a bellow and a snort!
No! I had too many variables! Two of those variables were actually the same variable, so I revised the equation and then it all made perfect sense!” Ada was truly excited. “You seem truly excited, Lady Ada,” said Anna cautiously.
Marriage is the equivalent of trying to live with a bug perpetually up your nose.
I spread eggshells all over my room, so anyone who tries to get close when I sleep will know what they’re walking on
There is a perfect marriage. Any marriage counselor can tell you that.
I love Naples, Florida! Although, I’m so far behind everyone else there. After all, I’m still wearing my first face!
Wisdom of the Ages: “Hillary” Has replaced the term “battle-axe” to describe an undesirable mother-in-law in 37 languages.
It looks like two alpacas fucking, mostly,” he said apologetically. “Of course, sometimes, the boy can’t get his boy parts past the girl’s furry ass, and he needs a little help, so then it looks like two alpacas fucking while their handler’s giving the one on top a handjob.
They say you can judge a person by their book, but I say they will hide under the covers.