If we take the president of GM, they’ll make us pay to give him back.” (said by a kidnapper)
A wise man is someone who knows how to convert obstacles into resources.
Sometimes I think the world has gone completely mad. And then I think, “Aw, who cares?” And then I think, “Hey, what’s for supper?
Any day above ground is a good day.
He shouted into the phone, “That is fuckin’ awesome. I mean fuckin’ awesome. I fuckin’ mean fucking awesome. You are one Big Swinging Dick, and don’t ever let anybody tell you different.
He would not object, he said, to accepting a post as a librarian. But as Cecilia was unable to imagine that her father or her brother would feel any marked degree of satisfaction in giving her in marriage to a librarian, this very handsome concession on Mr Fawnhope’s part merely added to her despondency.
Life is just one small piece of light between two eternal darknesses.
Be careful what you wear to bed, because you never know where you might wake up.
Diesel sucked air. “You keep fondling me like that, and I might have to marry you.”
“I’m not fondling you. I’m looking for the keys!”
“Could you look a little more gently? You’re scaring my boys.
Of all the things in the world, I’m particularly amazed at, is the conviction with which the MIND, endorses an Idea, which is phenomenal, as it differentiates the Genius from Mediocre, or not to forget the human stupidity in particular!