When you’re young, you need to be careful not to bite off more than you can chew.
When you’re old, you need to be careful not to bite off more than you can suck.
Quotes on humour
Ennesby, get the Serial Peacemaker to the beach for dustoff.”
“Dustoff? You’re going to run away from three guys?”
“No, I’m going to kill or capture those three guys, and then run away from the Police.
I’m very much afraid I didn’t mean anything but nonsense.
If I owned Texas and Hell, I would rent out Texas and live in Hell
Never did she find anything so difficult as to keep herself from losing her temper when she was suddenly disturbed while absorbed in a book.
It’s not that I want to work for Williams-Sonoma, per se, it’s just that you guys have the money and I don’t.
He once told me that an August evening was “as hot as three toads in a Cuisinart,” a comparison that left me blinking two days later.
I had shaved my beard for her-a huge disappointment, because I’d enjoyed my three weeks looking like a bank robber.
As Samson demonstrated, going bald ruins lives.
Were you proposing to shoot these people in cold blood, sergeant?”
“Nossir. Just a warning shot inna head, sir.