You never know what is waiting for you around the corner. You start the day with the fairest prospects, and before nightfall everything is as rocky and ding-basted as stig tossed full of doodlegammon.
To do is to be – Aristotle
To be or not to be – Shakespeare
To be is to do – Jean-Paul Sartre
Do be do be do – Frank Sinatra
I’ve found a great hiding place for all my money, down the drain
After obsessively Googling symptoms for four hours, I discovered ‘obsessively Googling symptoms’ is a symptom of hypochondria.
Interest? What’s money interested in?’ ‘More money
What could be worse than having to be seen resorting to your own life?
Tom. Tom, look at me. Has Nora agreed to marry you?”
“No, but she will because she has to.
Julesa: “Are you a fool? Father will have you hung if he realises you’ve escaped.”
Never: “Everyone dies from something.
Look at Woden and his cheerily racist army of ethnic monocultured valkyrie fuck buddies.
Look in at the Drones and ask the first fellow you meet ”Can the fine spirit of the Woosters be crushed?” and he will offer you attractive odds against such a contingency.