May the IRS find that you deduct your pet sheep as an entertainment expense.
The biggest insult to any parent is a child that lives up to society standards and not his or her full potential.
For the second time since meeting her, Echo looked as if I’d slapped her. Water pooled at the bottom edges of her eyes, her cheeks flushed red and she blinked rapidly. She’d succeeded in making me feel like a d*ck … again.
Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.
O me, you juggler, you canker-blossom, you thief of love!
He doesn’t seem to mind at all that he’s stupid about math.
What you did tonight was clever,
One does not like insults yet ironically he is an expert in insulting others. How can this be called a human-behavior?
I bet his mother was a wyvern.
He’s a pig and I don’t allow livestock in the house.