Everybody laughed for a long time, for it was the kind of joke that seemed to grow on you. You would laugh and eventually stop. But after a few minutes you would think of the joke again, and you would burst out laughing all over again.

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Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, no professionals.

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Some women have kissed-and some are kissing-a lot of frogs, even though the very first man that they have each kissed was and is still a prince.

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He with the cleanest clothes isn’t necessarily the cleanest.

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Some people love but will never marry each other. Some are married to but have never loved and will never love each other.

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(Sakaki and Osaka lying on towels at the beach)

Osaka: You know them Hemmorrhoids…

Sakaki: …Eh? =-O

Osaka: Some folks call ’em “Hemorrhoids”, but others call ’em “Roids”.

Why does the one not have an “H” in it? Which one’s right?

Sakaki: ……

Osaka: Would it be under “H” or “R” in the dictionary?

Sakaki: …I don’t know. =/

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We are sometimes dragged into a pit of unhappiness by someone else’s opinion that we do not look happy.

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We would not be ashamed of doing some of the things we do in private, if the number of sane human beings who do them in public were large enough.

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