Death would be an extremely bad thing like most of us paint it, if being dead were painful.
Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don’t laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions.
Most people who are would each not be in love with their partner, if they did not have the kind of genitals they have.
Can anything be more disgusting than to hear people called ‘educated’ making small jokes about eating ham, and showing themselves empty of any real knowledge as to the relation of their own social and religious life to the history of the people they think themselves witty in insulting? … The best thing that can be said of it is, that it is a sign of the intellectual narrowness-in plain English, the stupidity which is still the average mark of our culture.
What do you suppose is the use of a child without any meaning? Even a joke should have some meaning– and a child’s more imporant than a joke, I hope. You couldn’t deny that, even if you tried with both hands.
Yo Mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white.
Being HIV positive doesn’t necessarily mean that you are going to die before each and every person who is HIV negative.
If you cross an onion with a UFO, what you get is a flying saucer that brings tears to your eyes.
What I do know is I’ve got a brain filled with jokes I can’t forget – like a tumor the size of a grapefruit inside of my skull. And I know that eventually even dog shit turns white and stops stinking, but I have this permanent head filled with crap I’ve been trained my whole life to think is funny.
Why do we have to humiliate someone to crack a joke??? Do what u would like people to do with u..