Millions of deaths would not have happened if it weren’t for the consumption of alcohol. The same can be said about millions of births.

Most people who are would each not be in love with their partner, if they did not have the kind of genitals they have.

7 Up soda pop mixed with bright pink grenadine with a chemical-tasting maraschino cherry stuck to the plastic straw. It was one of those drinks marketed for children, but Mandy could see that she wasn’t the only adult ordering one. For some reason or other these old-fashioned restaurants always seemed to attract old ladies ordering strawberry Jell-O with whipped cream, truck drivers ordering “worms and dirt

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