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Culver is a language magnet school. What it’s mainly a magnet for, if you want to know the truth, is nerds.

Dave Barry
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Winny had learned from books… you had to be tested in life to discover who you were and what you were capable of doing. Hopeless sissy, noble warrior, maniac – he could be anything, and he wouldn’t know until he was tested. One thing he could never be was Santa Claus. Nobody could be Santa Claus. Santa Claus wasn’t real like the FedEx guy.

Dean Koontz
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I really, really like Suzana Delgado, who is the most beautiful girl in the eighth grade and probably the world. She has like 183 million Instagram followers.

Dave Barry
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How sweet the moonlight sleeps upon this bank
Here we will sit, and let the sounds of music
Creep in our ears; soft stillness, and the night
Become the touches of sweet harmony

William Shakespeare
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