There are two words that I believe could be completely eradicated from our vocabulary – “I can’t.
She said when a boy and a girl dog copulate, the head of the boy’s penis swells and the vaginal muscles of the girl constrict. Even after sex, both dogs remain locked together, helpless and miserable for a brief period of time.
The Mommy said this same scenario described most marriages.
Beware of those who are bored and not passionate about life, for they will bore you with reasons for not living.
Doubt is a form of pessimism that acts as an agent, which is sent to hinder prosperity on its materilization journey.
We could have saved [the Earth] but we were too damned cheap.
The glass is completely full…of shit.
Although routinely criticized, a pessimist attitude enables a person never to be disappointed with the vagrancies of life or frustrated by the outcome of any event. A pessimist prepares for reality by considering every possible contingency. Having reckoned with the worst possible circumstances, and game planned what to do in the event of the most drastic outcome, a pessimist is pleasantly surprised when they achieve a better than expected result.
A negative outlook is dangerous. When you say, “It can’t get any worse!
You can lose a friend in springtime easier than any other season if you’re too curious.
To a pessimist, losing bobby pins is as hopeless as losing hair.
To an optimist, losing hair gives hope to get the lost bobby pins back.