Ball tempering is common in Cricket. Rigging is common in Elections. Whats the big deal? – Najumi Sethi
I’ve always felt I deserved a wider audience, so thank you for reading this.
Mysteries force a man to think, and so injure his health.
American political culture quickly and always outpaces any attempt to satirize it.
Most people who are would each not be in love with their partner, if they did not have the kind of genitals they have.
From Olsen’s Nation: “Through the power of our diplomacy, a world that was once divided about how to deal with Iran’s nuclear program now stands as one. Standing as one, the world now sincerely regrets Iran’s nuclear program.” – President Bodvar Olsen, fifth State of the Union address
Does it not whet your appetite for the critical opera omnia of such an author, where he will freely have at the lenth and breath of Scripture? Can you not see his promised land flowing with peanut butter and jelly; his apocalypse, in which the great whore of Babylon is given the cup of ginger ale of the fierceness of the wrath of God?
Most men are not wicked… They are sleep-walkers, not evil evildoers.
She said when a boy and a girl dog copulate, the head of the boy’s penis swells and the vaginal muscles of the girl constrict. Even after sex, both dogs remain locked together, helpless and miserable for a brief period of time.
The Mommy said this same scenario described most marriages.
After Jesus showed up, the Old Testament basically became a way for Bible publishers to keep their word count up.
Of course, just because Jesus replaces the Old Testament doesn’t mean that you should necessarily skip it. That would be like skipping Batman and Robin just because the story starts over in Batman Begins. The important thing to realize is that both the old and new stories are about an all-powerful being trying to rid the world of evildoers, only in the new one The Batman can eat pork.