What does Mrs Preston want to go abroad for?’ asked Mr Leslie.
‘I think her doctor wanted her to, Father,’ said Agnes.
‘Doctors!’ said Mr Leslie, wiping the whole of the Royal College of Physicians off the face of the world with this withering remark.
Most if not all sexually active people do not really love having sex; they merely love experiencing an orgasm every now and then.
Whenever He answers prayers, God usually prioritizes those by people who, instead of their mouths, have prayed with their hands and/or feet.
The wicked are wicked, no doubt, and they go astray and they fall, and they come by their deserts; but who can tell the mischief which the very virtuous do?
There was Arctic John, a businessman from Salisbury who doesn’t hold water, Bruce Knott, a social worker from Cumberland who spends his lunch hour picking his bum, and Judith Glycerine, the reformation pig.
Proceed with caution when you befriend a writer, for if you fall out of their good graces they have the delightful capability of doing any number of dastardly things to you upon the written page.
Death would be an extremely bad thing like most of us paint it, if being dead were painful.
Ball tempering is common in Cricket. Rigging is common in Elections. Whats the big deal? – Najumi Sethi
I’ve always felt I deserved a wider audience, so thank you for reading this.
Mysteries force a man to think, and so injure his health.