There was Arctic John, a businessman from Salisbury who doesn’t hold water, Bruce Knott, a social worker from Cumberland who spends his lunch hour picking his bum, and Judith Glycerine, the reformation pig.
Proceed with caution when you befriend a writer, for if you fall out of their good graces they have the delightful capability of doing any number of dastardly things to you upon the written page.
Death would be an extremely bad thing like most of us paint it, if being dead were painful.
Ball tempering is common in Cricket. Rigging is common in Elections. Whats the big deal? – Najumi Sethi
I’ve always felt I deserved a wider audience, so thank you for reading this.
Mysteries force a man to think, and so injure his health.
American political culture quickly and always outpaces any attempt to satirize it.
Most people who are would each not be in love with their partner, if they did not have the kind of genitals they have.
From Olsen’s Nation: “Through the power of our diplomacy, a world that was once divided about how to deal with Iran’s nuclear program now stands as one. Standing as one, the world now sincerely regrets Iran’s nuclear program.” – President Bodvar Olsen, fifth State of the Union address
Does it not whet your appetite for the critical opera omnia of such an author, where he will freely have at the lenth and breath of Scripture? Can you not see his promised land flowing with peanut butter and jelly; his apocalypse, in which the great whore of Babylon is given the cup of ginger ale of the fierceness of the wrath of God?