He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more.
The only victories which leave no regret are those which are gained over ignorance.
I’m a werewolf trapped in a human body.”
“Well, yeah, that’s kind of the definition.”
“No, really. I’m trapped.”
“Oh? When was the last time you shape-shifted?”
“That’s just it – I’ve never shape-shifted.”
“So you’re not really a werewolf.”
“Not yet. But I was meant to be one, I just know it. How do I get a werewolf to attack me?”
Stand in the middle of a forest under a full moon with a raw steak tied to your face, holding a sign that says, ‘Eat me; I’m stupid’?
Bravery is the stupidity of heart.
You failed -your fart was not silent, my nose heard it’s deafening noise.
Freedom to breed will bring ruin to all.
It is so pleasant to come across people more stupid than ourselves. We love them at once for being so.
I know who I am. Bloody hell, I’m getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, ‘cos if I’m not, I have no idea who I’m paying for.
I’m fairly certain that YOLO is just Carpe Diem for stupid people.
THE GAP: Closed-Mindedness can create it, Narrow-Mindedness can widen it, Open-Mindedness can close it, Like-Mindedness… Will Bridge It!